When Enough isn't Enough
Lindsay Lohan, you've done it again. The last time you got bagged and sent to rehab, we thought you'd learned a lesson - let your friends drive and hold your (insert illegal drug or illicit narcotic here) for you.
But like Robert Downey, Jr., Lindsay will be back. And it won't matter if its in a starring role or as a B-movie extra, she'll still somehow maintain an income stream, have millions to burn and appear on the cover of People. We'll probably see her featured on Entertainment Tonight , too, because apparently America can't get enough of the likes of her, Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears or (insert Hollywood no-talent drug addict here.)
And to think I once got fired for showing up for work one Saturday morning with a slight hangover at the warehouse job I had in high school. Funny how life is, ain't it?
But like Robert Downey, Jr., Lindsay will be back. And it won't matter if its in a starring role or as a B-movie extra, she'll still somehow maintain an income stream, have millions to burn and appear on the cover of People. We'll probably see her featured on Entertainment Tonight , too, because apparently America can't get enough of the likes of her, Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears or (insert Hollywood no-talent drug addict here.)
And to think I once got fired for showing up for work one Saturday morning with a slight hangover at the warehouse job I had in high school. Funny how life is, ain't it?
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