Matches

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So, several years ago I needed matches for an office birthday party. A co-worker in the office next door gave me a Jimmy Carter matchbook. I respectfully asked for a substitute. The only other book she had left in her collection of presidential matchbooks was Nixon. Naturally I took Nixon.

Yesterday, another office birthday party. Nobody had matches. All smiles, I dropped Nixon on the lap of a militant Democrat and asked if she'd like to do the honors.

After getting over my fear of offending liberals in the workplace, my days are much more fun.

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